December 2009
14 posts
Doesn't quite have the same ring as
"you have an... →
November 2009
43 posts
vino
wine + toilet =
"and i hvan'et gotten any texts from you sinc thisSS!!" (broken phone)
but also abundant exclamation point love:
"i love you!!!!!!!!!!"
: )
a T-Shirt you should buy →
“Obviously, I have in my life gotten a lot of trophies and awards and without a...”
Roomie Love
Forgot to text girlfriend when I got home. Next morning, she texts my roommate to ask where I am and if I got home alright.
Roomie: "He is alive and arousing from his slumber."
Girlfriend: "Thank you for arousing him"
Cliches at Poetry Readings,
an event advertised as the celebration of the craft of writing at the highest level, clang gratingly as soon as they leave the speaker’s mouth; they are the one thing the audience will surely notice and remember. I half expected the man sitting in the back to press a secret button below the book sales table to set off the fire alarm and abruptly end the reading.
Muppets - Arrested Development link confirmed. →
Roosevelt FRANKLIN by far the highlight of a tremendous article
The Greatest Player This World Has Ever Seen →
JAMAR WILSON #31 UAlbany
